Hillary Clinton and Laura Bush in bump and grind showdown: Dance competition on
satellite TV will benefit hungry children, says organizer
A sex shop owner has challenged first lady
Laura Bush and presidential hopeful Sen. Hillary Clinton to compete in a “bump and
grind showdown” for a children’s charity.
And while it seems unlikely that either woman will
participate in such a tawdry spectacle, insiders in both camps are “hoping against
hope” that the most recognizable women in American politics will slip into thongs and
pasties - or at least one-piece bathing suits - and go at it live, on satellite TV, for
everyone on the planet to see.
“Laura isn’t the dowdy old party pooper that
people think she is and this could be a kind of ‘coming out‘ party for
her,” a Beltway insider with ties to both women told me exclusively.
“Anybody who knows Hillary will tell you that
she’s never been one to shy away from a good time and besides, this would give her a
chance to show Bill what he’s been missing.
“With all his womanizing, he seems to have forgotten
that Hillary is a brilliant, beautiful and sexy woman who’s getting prettier as she
gets older.
“The same goes for Mrs. Bush. It’s true that
people perceive her as being prim and proper to a fault. But when the first lady lets her
hair down, watch out - she’s a wildcat.“
Treight’s Triple X Theater owner Roger Treight says
he hit on the idea of a bump-and-grind showdown involving big-name lady politicians after
watching a documentary on poverty in the United States.
“When I heard that over 30 percent of American
children are living in poverty it made me sick to my stomach,“ says the Los
Angeles-based businessman. “I thought, ‘How can this be? Why are we letting our
kids go to school hungry?‘
“I started thinking of ways to draw attention to the
problem and raise money at the same time. It occurred to me that Mrs. Bush and Mrs.
Clinton are among the best-known women on earth, and with all that power and celebrity,
they’re headliners in anybody’s book.
“And then it hit me: ‘If Hillary and Laura were
competing in a dance contest, everybody would pay good money to see them.’
“We’re not talking about some cheesy back-room
amateur night at a topless club. We‘re talking the ultimate pay-for-view for the best
cause I can think of - our children.”
Treight says he telephoned “a few friends in high
places” who in turn contacted Sen. Clinton, 59, and Mrs. Bush, 60. No official word
yet on whether they’ll agree to what he’s already calling “Hillary’s
& Laura’s Dance Showdown.”
But Washington is buzzing with the possibilities.
“I’ve got my fingers crossed,“ says a
Clinton aide who requested anonymity. “This would be bigger than a presidential
debate and a heck of a lot more interesting.”
Adds a Bush insider: “I think the first lady might
go for it. The wild card is President Bush. If he thinks the faceoff would offend
conservative voters, he’ll nix the plan.
“Of course, if that happens I wouldn’t put it
past Hillary to go solo and then make political hay over Laura’s forfeit.”
In Las Vegas, bookmakers are taking the proposed faceoff
very seriously, with Hillary considered a 3 to 1 favorite to win - if they dance.
“Hillary’s got the edge but the first lady
isn’t exactly chopped liver,“ says one bookie. “If she takes this
seriously, and she really commits to the idea of helping those children, she could be a
sleeper.”
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