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EDGAR CAYCE PROPHECIES FOR 2009-2010

By DEREK CLONTZ
Your World Report

Hip Hop king Eminem is named ambassador to the United Nations. Cloned babies develop a plan for world peace before their first birthday. And a mystery meteor that sails over Sedona, AZ, isn’t just pretty to look at -- it brings the dead back to life.

Those are just three of 15 eye-opening, never-before-seen prophecies famed psychic Edgar Cayce scribbled and dated on the inside cover of a child’s history textbook just a few days before his tragic and untimely death in 1945.

The full collection, says Cayce scholar Dr. Candace Harlinger, was discovered just weeks ago in a thrift shop in Spartanburg,  S.C.

The handwriting has since been authenticated as belonging to “The Sleeping Prophet,” she explains, adding: “It is a most striking compilation of predictions quite unlike anything we’ve ever seen from him.

“They are uncharacteristically precise, even to the point of referring to the United Nations, which was established after his death, and a rock star, Eminem - a child of the 1970s - by name.

“This is a treasure trove of prophecies written specifically for our troubled times - all were pegged by Cayce to come to pass in 2009 or 2010,“ continues the Washington-based expert.

“I even find myself wondering if he didn’t somehow orchestrate their discovery from beyond the grave so that we could take comfort in them now, when our future seems so uncertain, and when we need them most.”

Here is the full collection of Cayce’s “thrift shop prophecies.”  Where necessary for clarity, predictions have been paraphrased rather than transcribed word for word.

- The U.S. and the world are stunned to learn that soft-spoken Laura Bush - not George Bush or his top lieutenant, Karl Rove - was the architect of America’s war on terror and invasion of Iraq. The first lady reveals the truth when standing in for her husband at a Republican Party fundraiser later this year. She also outlines her blueprint for a new world order and “a thousand years of peace,” including naming Dallas, Texas, “capitol of earth.”

- Terror kingpin Osama bin Laden, though still alive, is cut down to size when the diabetes that has dogged him for years takes a nasty turn and cuts off circulation to his legs, forcing doctors to amputate just below the hip. Bin Laden’s pathetic efforts to clack around on peg legs and ride camels without "leg grip" expose him to be “just a man“ to his fanatical followers, costing him precious manpower and prestige that hampers his ability to wage terror on the world.

- U.S. military forces in Afghanistan score a harrowing public relations setback that boomerangs in their favor when contract workers accidentally load pork skins, potted ham, beer and nudie magazines - all of which are taboo for Muslims - onto trucks delivering humanitarian aid to the Afgan people. Considered the grossest of insults at first, hungry civilian soon find they like the taste and flavor pork and alcohol, not to mention the “cheesecake”, and start begging for “more foods and entertainments like our American masters enjoy,“ a sure indication they will adapt to Western ways rather than resist them.

- News that American Indians have developed a crude but working nuclear bomb - and the missile to deliver it -- on a reservation in the Pacific Northwest opens the eyes of “the Great White Father” in official Washington: Native Americans are not only human beings like everyone else, they are indeed a force to be reckoned with.

- The birth of 600 babies who exhibit the ability to walk on their bathwater and, in later tests, to maintain their footing on lakes and fast-moving rivers fuels a religious revival worldwide, with millions of true believers considering each and every one of the children a messenger from God.

- Infants cloned by the controversial Raelian UFO group develop intellectual capacity at super speed and put it to good use, drawing up a bold and sweeping plan for world peace and global economic equity before their first birthday.

- Hip hop king Eminem visits President Barack Obama in the White House 12 times and even “stays the night” before Obama “goes with his gut feeling” and names the rapper America’s new ambassador to the United Nations. The move is considered to be "quite shrewd" in light of the fact that a vast majority of the countries represented in the U.N. are populated by people who can neither read nor write and form opinions based on small talk, gossip, chit chat and popular music.

- Dramatic new studies indicate that children and adults, regardless of how they are, can increase their I.Q. up to 14 percent by regularly watching TV with the sound turned off.

- First contact with not one but two extraterrestrial civilizations is thwarted when their space alien representatives argue over which will land their flying saucer on the White House lawn first - leading to a mid-air collision. All hands are lost in the disaster, but the news isn’t all bad. There’s plenty of propulsion technology and high-tech weaponry to be gleaned from the wreckage.

- The regeneration of dinosaurs into living, breathing creatures after a meteorite smashes into a fossil field in central China forces scientists and theologians to rethink the meaning of life and death. The cash-hungry Chinese government isn’t quite so philosophical - and quickly fences the site as a “hunting park.”

- Six angels who are sucked into a jet engine at 45,000 feet emerge in the back-draft as a single, giant, shimmering globe of pure white light. Millions of men, women and children claim to see the face of Jesus Christ in the orb as it traverses the globe. Thousands claim to have been cured of debilitating illnesses, including terminal cancers, just by gazing at it.

- Two men claiming to be the “new messiah” are handcuffed and carted off to jail after an ugly fistfight - but the incident doesn’t end there. Within minutes, one of the men makes his escape from a holding cell by casually walking through a concrete wall, leading some to call the “Jailhouse Messiah” a messenger from God - and others to accuse him of being in league with the Devil.

- The “Jeane Dixon Bird of Peru” stuns the world with an amazing array of prophecies, including: Life will be discovered on Mars “any day”, the Great Pyramid of Eqypt will be shown to house an extraterrestrial spy operation, and the discovery of a 30,000-year-old roulette wheel will prove that Cuba is the Lost Continent of Atlantis.

- Dozens of men, women and children rise up from their graves and live again after a mystery meteor seen only in Sedona, Arizona, passes overhead. Needless to say, they have both glorious -- and harrowing - accounts of the afterlife, depending on whether they’d come back to life from Heaven - or Hell.

- The medical establishment is forced to look anew at alternative modes of healing when the so-called “voodoo wing” of a Chicago hospital, where West African healers have been working with hundreds terminally ill patients in secret, demonstrates remission rates for which medical science has no explanation.

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