Magazine from Lost Continent of Atlantis found; 48-page periodical is written in an
ancient Indian dialect
A LEADING archaelogist claims to have a found a glossy, 48-page
magazine that was published on the Lost Continent of Atlantis in 10,000 B.C. - thousands
of years before the ancient Egyptians figured out how to scratch crude hieroglypic
‘pictographs’ on crumbly papyrus scrolls.
In letter to the prestigious Antiquities Review journal, Dr. Kenton Cromer
says The Atlantan Sun Monthly was “lushly produced for an audience of highly
educated readers.”
The expert went on to say that it “provides tempting clues” to suggest
America’s own Indians are direct descendants” of the advanced civilization that
was reeling under a series of strikes by Al Qaeda-like terrorists armed with a nightmarish
array of nuclear, chemical, biological and “magnetic” weapons, “one of
which appears to have disrupted all but the most primitive and violent urges of the human
brain.”
And that’s not all.
Cromer, who found the near perfectly preserved periodical sealed in a bronze urn that
was exposed after an unlicensed fishing trawler dragged an anchor through a coral reef off
the coast of Haiti late last summer, says the magazine dated “Lunar Year 62,998?
contains a treasure trove of news items, features, hand-drawn images, cartoons and
advertisements, including:
o A fact-and-figure-heavy “think piece” that laid out the pros and cons of
using teleportation devices to send “history engineers” back and forth in time
to alter both the future and the past to the Atlantans liking.
o A report on the most dangerous “flyway” in Atlantis - and the 264
hover-vehicle accidents that helped “Air Route 12? lay claim to the title.
o A chilling update on terrorist activity that noted “ongoing nuclear
strikes” with small but devastating warheads and “continuing viral attacks”
were “breaking down infrastructure and causing panic” over wide areas of the
Atlantan empire.
o An advertisement for a holographic television receiver that, instead of relying on
“old-fashioned screen technology” such as we use today, projected
three-dimensional images into the center of a viewer’s home theater, enabling them to
“walk around” actors and entertainers and even “see them” from behind.
o A humorous drawing and short article on the magazine’s search for the Lost
Continent’s fattest snakes and rats, which appear to have been pets of choice.
o An expose on hidden design flaws in the government’s new “citizen transport
tubes” that, it was alleged, were “ripping the heads off children” and
“other people of short stature.”
o A call for a ban on dangerous and shoddily manufactured “backyard reactors”
that appear to have been in wide use by homeowners who were hoping to reduce their power
bills.
o A cartoon depicting three frantic children, one of whom is holding what appears to be
a light bulb and two of whom are scratching their heads - while a hooded figure in the
background polishes the glistening blade of a guillotine.
o A cryptic and possibly threatening appeal for more citizens to voluntarily undergo
“brain-chip surgery” to link them to the “central library” before
“we have to do it for you.”
o A “health page” touting medical breakthroughs, including the
development of a cure for male pattern baldness that testing had shown to be equally
effective as a “morning after” abortion pill and topical treatment for eczema.
Also featured: An open-toed “ortho shoe” with “water-bladder insoles”
for diabetics and other people with poor peripheral circulation.
o A classifieds page selling everything from collectibles and fishing equipment to
babies, boats and at least 50 different varieties of narcotic and hallucinogenic drugs and
beverages.
“The magazine is not only a stunning archaeological find, it’s a warning to
mankind - terrorists destroyed the greatest civilization the world has ever known,
Atlantis, and they can destroy us, too,” the Washingon, D.C.-based Cromer told me
exclusively after sophisticated dating techniques confirmed the magazine’s age and
authenticity.
“That cautionary note aside, unlike the Atlantans, we’re still here - and as
long as we are, this periodical is giving us an unprecedented glimpse not only into our
past, but into our into our distant past. The possibility that Atlantis existed
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