Obama administration to scientists …’Build robots to replace men by
year 2012'
By DEREK CLONTZ
Your World Report
WASHINGTON - Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and
other leading women in the Obama administration have quietly challenged scientists to
build robots that are sophisticated enough to replace men by the year 2012.
And believe it or not, experts in the fields of computer science and artificial
intelligence say it can be done.
“We can make a serviceable male ’sex-bot’ right now,” says Dr.
Pauline Fallington, whose scholarly books on robotics are considered standards in the
field.
“But frustrated ladies are telling us they want ‘mechanical men’ that
are capable of performing ALL the functions of the human male, machines that can:
* “Hold simple conversations,
* Perform passably for short periods on the dance floor,
* “Do a few chores around the house, and,
* “Provide a sense of physical security for women who are uncomfortable living
alone.
“A tall order, it would seem, but certainly within the realm of what’s
possible.
“I’d say it’s likely that we can create robots that will compare quite
favorably with men if not surpass them well before the target date of 2012.”
Male advocacy groups are outraged by the suggestion that men can be replaced by
machines, especially in the bedroom where imagination and creativity play as much of a
role as “mechanics.”
But growing numbers of women are thrilled by the prospect -and they’re pressing
for it.
“It’s been a man’s world long enough,” fumes Marilyn Foste, author
of the controversial 2003 book, Real Women Don’t Wear Tampons, and the
equally incendiary 2007 followup … Or Feminine Napkins, Either, You Pig.
“Women are making gains in the workplace, so we don’t need men to support us.
“About the only thing we do need them for is sex, for companionship, for
protection, and to help out with the kids.
“Talk to any woman with a significant other and ask her about her guy.
“She’ll tell you he’s uncouth, demanding, lazy, seldom talks or offers
support, and is only a marginal player at best in the sack.
“So how sophisticated does a robot have to be to top that? I would suggest to you,
not very.”
Amazingly, gay guys are jumping on the “replace-men-with-robots” bandwagon,
too.
“We figure if women get the robots, we’ll get the real guys,” chortles a
leading gay activist and author from Miami.
“This could do wonders for the gay movement.”
While gay men and feminists lick their chops over what the future might bring, men who
subscribe to traditional views of sex, marriage and the family unit are preparing to fight
back.
“Contrary to what some women might say, men are still in control,” says a
Dallas, Texas-based clergyman who requested anonymity.
“We might be a silent majority now, but if you press us too far, I think
you’ll see us bring the little fillies back under control.”
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