SPLAT! Air Force One flushes potty over Kerry campaign
headquarters
By DEREK CLONTZ
Your World Report
Democrats are fuming over what they're calling the Bush campaign's
"dirtiest trick yet" - flushing Air Force One's potty over Sen. John Kerry's
headquarters in Washington, D.C.
The White House has yet to respond to the allegations. But Kerry
staffers say the Boeing 747 went out of its way to pinpoint the plain brick building for
what they called "a major dump - and it was intentional."
"There's no mistaking the President's plane, and when we saw it
circling overhead, we began to think the worst, that maybe there had been another
terrorist attack and it couldn't land," says one Kerry source.
"Then all of a sudden - splat! It sounded like an elephant hitting
the roof. Several interns who ran out to the street to watch the jet came back in soaked.
"And I'm not going to mince words here: They stunk."
The Federal Aviation Administration will neither confirm nor deny that
Air Force One was in the area at the time of the alleged "drop."
But sources wouldn't deny it, either, saying only: "If someone says
Air Force One was in the area, we're not going to dispute it."
They referred questions to the White House, where spokesman Scott
McClellan declined to comment other than to refer questions back to the FAA."
"Something's rotten in Denmark - that's for sure," Sen. Kerry
told a friend.
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