Psychic Neale
By DEREK CLONTZ
Your World Report
Granny’s antique Ouija board is addicted to the
lottery
Dear Neale: My family and I love to pull out my grandmother’s
antique Ouija board and play with it to see what sorts of messages we’ll get. It used
to say interesting things like, "Meet new lover," and "Good news in
mail." But here in the past few months the message is getting monotonous and it
always says the same thing" "Play lotto," or "You play lotto."
And then it gives us a series of numbers like they’re supposed to be lucky or
something. The thing is, I don’t play the lottery. I think it’s a ripoff. What
do you think? Why is the Ouija board harping on something I clearly want no part of? -
No Lotto in Miami
Dear No Lotto: I certainly can appreciate your aversion to the lottery
- but in this case, I strongly advise you to "re-think it." The Ouija has
determined, and my crystal ball has confirmed, that conditions are right for you and your
family to strike it rich with a multi-million lottery jackpot. I know that you don’t
place much value on riches. And I know that you live simply and within your means. But
again, I would suggest that you consider playing the lottery using the numbers the Ouija
board is giving you. Remember: Even if you have no use for the money, hundreds of
worthwhile charities do.
I’ve got $500 in the bank and Vegas on my mind
Dear Neale: I’m not going to bore you with all the details of my
life, heck, as one of the greatest psychics ever, you probably don’t even have to
open your mail to read. But for the benefit of your readers, I’ll say that I’m
83 years old, I’ve got my entire life savings of just $500 in the bank, I’m
feeling lucky and my thoughts have turned to the chances of me getting out to Las Vegas
and playing those blackjack tables one more time like I used to before most of you young
folks were born. The way I see it I have nothing to lose. But I’d like a little
confirmation of that. Should I go to Vegas or stay put? - Feeling Lucky in La Jolla
Dear Feeling Lucky: Do you REALLY want me to take all the fun and
adventure out of your decision by blabbing the outcome of your trip to Las Vegas before
you even get there? Suffice it to say that the trip is well advised. The fact is,
you’re "feeling lucky" now because you ARE lucky now - and will be for
several weeks to come. Just be sure to remember the figure $57,534 - repeat, $57,534 - and
heed my advice: No matter what happens, no matter who eggs you on, don’t you DARE try
to win more.
Personal to ...
Grateful in New York: You are most
welcome, dear. Please spend your jackpot wisely.
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