Psychic Neale
By DEREK CLONTZ
Your World Report
You such a hot-shot psychic, tell me something only I
know
Dear Neale: If you’re such a hot-shot psychic tell me something that only I know. -
Skeptic in Boston
Dear Skeptic: I’ll go you one better and tell you something that you won’t
know until you visit the doctor for a routine examination tomorrow: You’re pregnant
with twins - again.
Cast a spell to help me pass English - and hurry
Dear Neale: I’m a senior in high school and desperately need to graduate and get
on with my life. My problem is English. Well, it’s not really English, it’s my
English teacher. She hates me because I’m smarter than she is. Please don’t
think I’m bragging because I’m not. I just happen to be smarter than my English
teacher, that’s all, and she’s bound and determined to make me "pay"
for it. She’s flunking me, Neale, when I should be making an "A".
You’re my last hope. Please cast a spell to get me the passing grade I deserve. -
Worried Teen in Pittsburgh
Dear Worried Teen: I’ve cast a Spell of Honesty and Self Reflection that will give
your teacher the courage to admit she’s been wrong and give you the "A" you
deserve. Not only that, she’ll straighten out ALL the unfair grades she’s been
doling out to the best and brightest students in ALL of her classes. As
"payment" to me, I want you to take the teacher aside and tell her you forgive
her. Yes, she was unfair - but believe me, her self-torment was punishment enough. Now
it’s time for everyone involved to experience the healing power of love!
Personal to ...
D.B. in Houston: Hang in there, young lady. That nasty boss of yours
will suffer a massive heart attack and "go to his reward" before the month is
out. Ready for another surprise? YOU’RE replacing him! Congratulations.
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