You can marry rich in four weeks flat, ladies, with tips from women who've done it.
By DEREK CLONTZ
Your World Report
You can marry rich in four weeks flat, ladies, with tips from women
who've done it.
And these gals weren't rich and connected to begin with. Many of them
were dirt-poor nobodies like most women who dream of dragging a millionaire down the aisle
and getting access to his heart -- and bank account.
But rather than just fantasize about hooking a big fish, they worked up
a plan and went out caught one.
And now they're living on Easy Street, where the toughest thing they
have to do each day is figure out which designer dress to slip into -- and what kind of
cocktails they'd like to slurp while lounging around their swimming pool.
"You can marry rich, and you can marry rich fast -- I did,"
chortles Maryanne Gates-Kennedy, author of the exciting new book, Marry Rich, Marry
Fast, (4-Page Media, Inc., $17.95), which is slated for an autumn release.
"You have to be a little bit aggressive and brazen.
"But once you get over that hump, you're on your way to the life
of luxury and leisure you've always dreamed about, on the arm of a millionaire."
Smith-Kennedy's book is based on interviews with 50 women who married
rich and are now, in her words, "living happily ever after."
Here, from the book, are her Top 4 Guerilla Tips for Marrying Rich
in Four Weeks Flat.
Be forewarned - Gates-Kennedy's tips are brutally frank:
1. Sever ties with your poor and middle-class friends and relatives and
start calling yourself by a fancy new "million-dollar name." You'll never marry
rich introducing yourself to people as "Martha Fink" or "Hortense
Pigg."
But "Margaret Rockefeller Kennedy Kingsley" is a moniker that
will get you noticed.
2. Find out where rich men hang out and get over there now. If the hot
spot in your home town is a country club and you aren't a member, sneak in.
In large cities, you'll have many venues to choose from regardless of
your low station in life. Theaters and opera houses are good places to start. Because
you'll soon be rich, don't worry about buying expensive tickets with your credit cards.
Rich men also frequent gambling towns like Las Vegas and Atlantic City.
Feel free to go there yourself and don't be afraid to blow your life savings on a plane
ticket and your wagering.
3. Once you've got rich guys in your sights, spring into action.
With just four weeks to get hitched and get rich, you'll have to make snap decisions --
and act on them without hesitation or remorse.
If you're slender and attractive, wear short skirts -- and don't be
afraid to drop things and bend over a lot.
If you're uncomfortable "showcasing your money-maker" in
public, by all means, get drunk and lose your inhibitions.
If you don't look good in sexy clothes, one of the best ways to get a
millionaire's attention, Gates-Kennedy writes in her book, "is to crawl under a table
and 'accidentally' get tangled in his zipper."
4. With a man interested, lure him to bed. Many millionaires are
suckers for wild and kinky sex. And even if you don't go in for it yourself, you can flirt
and tease and act like you do.
Once in the sack, you'll have to deliver something. Since this might be
your only chance to win your prospective hubby's heart, pull out the stops and don't let
up until he's speaking in tongues.
It's perfectly acceptable for you to ask for his hand in marriage
before he regains his senses. This techniques works especially well with gentlemen in
their 70s and 80s.
Other rich guys -- especially those who inherited their wealth from a
cruel and domineering father -- are afraid of women and inexperienced in the bedroom. Take
it upon yourself to make these men feel manly and macho between the sheets while you
pretend to be even less experienced than they are.
Feed their egos and in the afterglow of a love session, don't be shy
about saying something like, "We're obviously soul mates -- let's fly to Mexico and
make it legal now!"
Don't worry about minor annoyances like marriage licenses and blood
tests and, if he's already married, a pesky divorce. Remember: Your guy is rich -- he can
get around all that by spreading around some of his cash.
"If you move quickly and with intent, you really can marry rich in just four weeks
- and change your life forever," Gates-Kennedy says.
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