Speeding Schoolteacher
By CHERRY SWEET
Your World Report
In the traffic court of a large Midwestern city, a young lady was
brought before the judge to answer for a ticket given her for driving through a red light.
She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate
disposal of her case so she could get to the school on time.
A wild gleam came into the judge's eyes. "You're a schoolteacher, eh?" he said.
"Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. I've waited years to have a
schoolteacher in this court. Now sit down at that table and write 'I will not drive
through red lights' 500 times!"
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