Silly Newspaper Headlines

By CHERRY SWEET
Your World Report

- British Left Waffles On Falkland Islands

- Lung Cancer In Women Mushrooms

- Eye Drops Off Shelf

- Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

- Reagan Wins On Budget, But More Lies Ahead

- Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim

- Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66

- Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax

- Plane Too Close To Ground, Crash Probe Told

- Miners Refuse to Work After Death

- Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant

- Stolen Painting Found By Tree

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