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It was a really hot day at the office due to a malfunction with the air conditioning
system...
Edwin and Cheryl had married under none too happy circumstances, and their married life
had not been anything to brag about either...
Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in
Dublin...
Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water.
Unable to swim, the man screamed for help...
... can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance...
Testing on rats will be terminated, and in the future live animal testing will be
performed using lawyers...
A preacher retired and moved to the country to enjoy life and practice his hobby of
yard work. Needing a lawn mower, he headed into town to buy one...
A wealthy man commissioned Pablo Picasso to paint a portrait of his wife. Startled by
the nonrepresentational image on the final canvas, the woman's husband complained...
My husband, Ray, was attempting to build a patio for the first time. He bought 100
cement blocks. Laying them out in a pattern...
A golfer goes to the confessional. "Forgive me Father, for I have
sinned..."
A mathematician, a biologist and a physicist are sitting in a street cafe watching
people going in and coming out of the house...
A grocer put up a sign that read "Eggplants, 25¢ each -- three for a
dollar..."
Jerry is recovering from day surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling...
Picture it: rural area, Sunday morning, church is packed and the devil decides to pay a
visit...
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