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The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range
...
Joe the lawyer died suddenly, at the age of 45. He got to the gates of Heaven, and the
angel standing there said ...
Knock Knock! ...
A small piece of sodium which lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner
...
I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced to death in the
gas chamber ...
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they
offered a standing $1000 bet ...
A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he hasn't been feeling well. The doctor
examines him, leaves the room and comes back with three different bottles of pills ...
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, "Dan, I have some good news and some
bad news." ...
When the famous politician and orator William Jennings Bryan (1860-1925) was a young
man, he went to the home of the father of his prospective wife to ask him for her hand in
marriage ...
A woman walked into the elevator tossing her keys up in the air and catching them.
After one too many tosses ...
I was driving around and around a parking garage in search of an available space ...
At the beginning of the school year, one seventh grader was reflecting on his chance at
being the 8th grade valedictorian ...
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it ...
There was a doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist sitting around late one
evening, and they got to discussing which was the oldest profession ...
In the aftermath of all of the recent mergers, it has been leaked that Yahoo! is taking
over the following companies ...
Politically Correct virus: Never calls itself a "virus", but instead refers
to itself as an "electronic microorganism."
You go to sleep when it's light and get up when it's dark ...
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE - She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.
We can cry and get off speeding fines ...
He does not have a FAT BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY ...
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened to end up in a
man's head ...
- British Left Waffles On Falkland Islands
- Lung Cancer In Women Mushrooms ...
A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room ...
A grade school teacher gave the assignment to her class, that each student should think
of a story and then a moral for that story to share with the class the next day.
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