Golden Anniversary
By CHERRY SWEET
Your World Report
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the
edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark
their golden wedding anniversary.
"Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested. "Let's kill a pig."
The farmer scratched his grizzled head.
"Gee, Ethel," he finally answered, "I don't see why the pig should take the
blame for something that happened fifty years ago."
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