Why it's better to be a Woman!

By CHERRY SWEET
Your World Report

- We got off the Titanic first.

- We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

- Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

- We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

- We can cry and get off speeding fines.

- We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

- Taxis stop for us.

- Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

- We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

- Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

- We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

- We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

- New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

- It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

- We don't have to "noisily pass wind" to amuse ourselves.

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