CIA: 40,000 'demons from Hell' to fight in North Korea's 'terror army'
By DEREK CLONTZ
Your World Report
North Korea's Kim Jong-il has been photographed in the company
of a man that the CIA has “all but positively identified” as “Satan
incarnate” - but here’s the clincher:
Agency sources confirm that "the devil," as one
intelligence operative calls him, pledged to help the communist leader engage in “a
winning war” against the United States by providing him with a screeching, screaming,
stinking and, some say, “unstoppable” army of 40,000 demons to fight both
defensively in the Far East and as an invasion force on American soil.
The Pentagon is scrambling to put the best possible face on the stunning shift in
America‘s as-yet undeclared war on Korea, claiming to anyone who will listen that our
military is “well prepared to fight Kim's conventional troops and (satanic) army on
two continents.”
But informed and reliable sources on Capitol Hill
are privately questioning our ability to battle what one Senate Armed Forces subcommittee
insider flatly calls “supernatural entities that for all we know are bullet proof -
unstoppable with even chemical and biological weapons, and nukes .“
“This changes everything - for you,
for me, for everyone who longs for peace in the world,” a senior White House
official, speaking on condition of anonymity, told a handful of trusted reporters in
Washington.
“President Bush has spent months trying to persuade the American people and our
allies give him broad and sweeping powers to wage a ‘slam-dunk’ war on terrorism
in Iraq, Afghanistan and Korea simultaneoulsy based on what he had assumed was our
overwhelming military superiority.
“Fighting Al Qaeda, rebels and insurgents in
Iraq and Afghanistant is one thing.
“Going to war against Satan and an army of
40,000 ‘things’ from the bowels of Hell itself is quite another.
“When he was told of the turn of events by
Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice and political mastermind Karl Rove, Mr. Bush thought he
was hearing a bad joke and he laughed out loud.
“When he realized it wasn't a joke - I
don’t know how else to put this - Mr. Bush got sick to his stomach right there in the
Oval Office.
“He kept saying, ‘Is this right?
If this is right, this isn’t good. This isn’t good at all.’ Rice gave the
President a few minutes to settle down.
"Then she said, ' This is more than
‘not good’, Mr. President. If we proceed with plans to go to war with Korea, if
we make any move to eliminate Kim, we might very well be proceeding with a war we cannot
win.’
"I wasn’t in the room. But my sources
tell me that on at least one occasion, Rice referred to Bible prophecy and
‘Armageddon’.
"Rove repeatedly called Kim ‘the
anti-christ' while thumping a photo enlargement of Kim and the man the CIA calls
‘Satan.’
“I also have been told that Mr. Bush
telephoned evangelist Dr. Billy Graham's son, Franklin Graham, during the meeting.
Clearly, the President was going out of his way to get God on our side.”
Neither the White House nor the CIA, which
oversees intelligence-gathering operations in Korea, is speaking publicly for fear of
touching off what one source calls, “world panic.”
And rightly so, say insiders who confirm that the
agency “was flat-out unprepared” for the introduction of a satanic wild card in
America’s war with Iraq.
“We were,” says one, “caught
flat-footed.”
Intellectuals, atheists and other non-believers
have scoffed at the notion of “the Devil” throughout history, and never any more
vociferously so than in modern times.
But the CIA did, in fact, say sources, establish
“the literal existence of Satan” in a secret, 7,000-page report completed late
last year, concluding a 22-year intelligence operation that was initiated by President
Ronald Reagan in 1984.
The insiders go on to say that intelligence,
though sketchy, suggests Korea's demon soldiers “are likely to be well-trained,
vicious and battle ready.”
“Because they are supernatural beings, we
are concerned that they might be hard to kill," a Pentagon source told reporters.
“For all we know we could nuke them into oblivion on the streets of New York only to
have them dust the radiation off their shoulders and keep coming back for more.
“But even if we can kill them, will have
their hands full. These aren’t the rag-tag band of poorly trained
‘soldiers’ that we encountered during the Gulf War orchestrated by President
George Bush Sr. back in 1990, or the Taliban that ran from us in Afganistan.
“Based on our best intelligence, this
satanic army is singularly bloodthirsty - ‘kill crazy’ as Secretary of State
Rice called it. And the demons come in several degrees of fighting trim.”
The source declined to elaborate on what he meant
by “fighting trim.” But a Capitol Hill source with close ties to the military
reveals that the satanic army is believed to include “winged beasts” with
“razor-like talons” and wingspans “rivalling those of Piper Cub
airplanes" ... giants with armor-like scales ... and "shape shifters" who
may be capable of appearing as anyone or anything - even American soldiers."
While the CIA continues to gather intelligence
and the Pentagon prepares to face what already is shaping up to be, in the words of one
insider, “the most formidable opponent in history,” President Bush is trying to
figure out how to break the news to the American people.
“He has to keep citizens calm while
explaining that instead of merely trying to vanquish Korea and fight an international war
on terror, we might well be on the verge of starting the final battle between good and
evil - the apocalyptic fight that Christians call ‘the Battle of
Armageddon,’” the insider warned.
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